Too Sick For School

So I went to my first class this morning. Ugh.

I passed by the dude that I have proclaimed has the coolest garage in SF. Honestly this guy is the mother effin Knight Rider of SF. He is a middle aged white man who probably just turned 40. Inside his illustrious man cave sits a brand new mustang GT, black with gold racing stripes (of course). If that doesn't rev your Magnum PI mustache bone then how about the fact that he has a flat screen TV and full set of craftsmen tools that he actually uses to work on his car with!! yes I have seen it. To top it all off he has, I hope your sitting down for this, a ... I can't believe I am writing this for the first time. I mean how has this enigma of a man never been written about before???? Anyway I'm sorry for deviating. He has, again grab hold of your no-shit-o-meter and watch for it to blow through the roof, HE HAS A LAZY BOY RECLINER AND A URINAL DOWN THERE! I tear up every time I think about it. I wondered to myself if he was married. If so the marriage must be either rampantly dreadful or one that imbues the epitome of communication, love, and harmony. Either way this champion of manhood has a Urinal and Lazy Boy in his garage he could be married to Lorana Bobit and be perfectly content in life!

After my first class I felt wasted I went home. I couldn't get through my next class without fainting from exhaustion. I mean I felt worse than Dave Coulier after the cancellation of Full House. So I went home ate and rested up for my next class.

I walked up the mountain back up to class, regretfully did not see the Knight Rider, and panting and full of sweat I got to my last class of the day. Mind you this class is taught by the same teacher as the my second class which I did not attend. I get there and my teacher is standing outside with two of my classmates. He takes one look at me and without saying what I think is going to say which is "Hey you made it to this class that means a lot. I respect you for making the effort." The dude just looks at me and says "Go home you look way too sick to be here."

It was the greatest thing I have ever heard a teacher say to me.