Is MTV run by retarded people.

I understand that the people who read this might not watch MTV, which is why I bring you my amazingly brilliant perspective on why this lazy station is decaying into oblivion.

For quite sometime there has been a visible decline in music video content on the once exclusive music video station. This may be attributed to the diversity of entertainment content and globalization through the advent of the Internet. People have been increasingly introduced to an endless library of information and entertainment through the growth of the Internet; so maybe MTV has attempted to be able to compete in this market with a massive integration of flashy new shows. However, I believe this is allotting way too much credit to the crumbling colossal media conglomerate.

MTV has moved their demographic to the young children of our society who will become the largest spending generation in ages. This will conversely translate into MTV being able to charge immense advertising real estate prices. This young demographic has the attention span of a gnat and must be advertised and entertained accordingly. Thus programs as well as advertisements have become increasingly mindless in their quest to pump out fast paced high energy programs that stimulate and grab the immediate attention of the young audience.

Now you are probably asking me in your head (which is stupid because I can't read your thoughts) "what the hell man, I've heard this a million times, why are you writing about it for the millionth time." and I will answer you. "Bromance"

Bromance is the new show produced by MTV starring Brody Jenner. Brody is the son of That Jenner Olympian who has aged quite amazingly by apparently selling his gold medal and investing in as many face lifts as laps he ran earning them. This show will be a contest to see who will be Brody's new best friend.

I don't know how they do it in LA but where I come from (and I'm guessing pretty much everywhere else in the world) holding a contest to see who is going to be your best friend might be considered a little, I don't know, sad? I would expect this from a chick say, hmmm, Paris Hilton...Oh wait she already had this exact show.

I have three beefs with this show. A) the dudes competeing. B) Brody and C) The producer.

First the dudes competing. Really guys, you looking for that lasting connection with a dude that you just haven't found yet? You think Brody, this dude that you have never met in your life, is going to spark that special guy friend bond? you going to have some interesting conversations that delve into each others psyche allowing for a deep meaningful relationship? Or maybe he is going to show you a life that you envy because you're broke ass poor and you think hey this is going to be one sweetass ticket. Maybe the latter? Just maybe?

Secondly Brody. Yah I get it, Bromance, its a play on words with your name. Cute. You know whats not cute? Bro-rape. Ever think to google that? Little tip here Brody, having a show about yourself that is named Bromance is like naming your son Fay, Smooches, or Clay Aiken.

Last but not least is the fact that someone had to fucking hear Brody fucking pitch this pile of shit, then look at Brody's blank cavernous echo-filled head and actually put together the sentence "Yah, that sounds like a great idea, let's do it." Whoever is this persons boss should have had that producer shot, drawn and quartered, water-boarded, or have made him watch all episodes of "The Simple Life" starring another pair of humans more worthless than an "America's Funniest Home Video" with no nut shot. Brody has had TWO failed television shows. WHY on God's earth is this retard getting his own show? Whoever greenlit this television series is so retarded "Life Goes On" star Corky would call him a retard.

Do you remember "Jurassic Park"? The part when the doctor reaches her hand into the pile of Triceratops poop to figure out whats ailing the dino? This show is going to be a herd of Triceratops shit.