I'm ready for a trip up the coast. I live in such proximity of some of the most artfully crafted landscapes in the entire world, I owe it to myself to get my booty up there and check it all out!

"Entire world? Really?"

Yeah you Slugworth!! The US Northwest is where its at, and by "it" I mean the greatest attributes a place of residence could offer.

The peninsula to pikes peak is covered in splendor, the kind of splendor that ensnare tourists, inspire artists and reel in the realestate bucks.