Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chicken Wing


My theory is that this came from a baby angel, cupid perhaps, that committed a mortal sin; because angels lose their wings after they commit a mortal sin right?
To go deeper, this was laying pretty much directly outside my bathroom window (only thing is my window is two stories up, but hey this little fucker could fly so NO its not that unlikely). Cupid must have been on his lunch break, probably got a burrito at Papalote, then was on his way back downtown when he saw me showering. He thought to himself, "hey this dude is pretty bangin', let me pause out for a tid and try and get a sneaky peak. Now I'm not very religious but that should not have been a mortal sin...unless he wanted to kill me...but I digress.

Basically what I'm trying to get at is that I inadvertently killled cupid, I'm just happy that I was struck pretty hard before I did.

I give up


I think that I have lost my touch. I was walking home from school the other day and saw this in a bus stop advertisement window. The ad is for H&M, a clothing company offering "high style" clothing at affordable prices. They do not however include the inflated price you will have to pay out of your dignity fund, which will be depleted after your purchase.

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