FML

Today I contacted the website www.fmylife.com to try and create a creative partnership where I would create short vignettes that correlated with the stories featured on their website. They turned me down and said that they were already...well you can read it.

Dear Jared,

You can have private fun with FML story. But remember they is a copyright on it and that we are already working with TV producers by legal contract.

Thank you neverless for this proposition and keep enjoy the site.

Regards,


Didier Guedj
FML staff

Now I'm not a grammartician but something is leading me to believe english, not his strong suit.

The Chinese win again

So here it is. The 6LB rat with the foot long tail that was created in China. Not only are they beating the US in terms of man power and smog production but now they are creating rats that dwarf ours? And whats more is that they are mocking us with this fact! Look at that smile!

Have you ever been so mad...

that you just wanted to beat up a sandcastle?

Shirt-tastic-voyage

I know kitschy slogans on shirts are so 2006, but live a little. These shirts are pretty awesome and reasonably priced.

http://printliberation.com/store.php

PS dont get this one because I don't want to be your twin.

Successfully combining cowboys and Indians with 52 card pickup

I grew up with Nerf. To be honest I grew up always wanting Nerf guns.
Sure sending the message that fun means getting together with your friends and shooting one another can be construed as a tad morbid, but who cares I'm a Darwinist. Mistakes don't happen to the chosen ones.

That being said it's time to get one of these bad boys into the hands of children everywhere. This Nerf gun touts itself as having the largest capacity of any Nerf gun ever created, guaranteeing seconds of fun and hours of picking up little f****** foam darts.

Google Reader

I'm a little late on the bandwagon, but lets be honest I'd rather be late than be on Rosie O'Donnell's family cruise.

Back to the matter at hand. Google reader. Read my links at the top of the page. I fully endorse all of them.

This is the weakest post I have ever posted...I'm sorry. Here's a fun website to make up for my indiscretion www.fmylife.com

AAAAAAAAAAnd this is why gingers get a bad rap.